Zootility Tool Pocket Monkey
Well, although its not a real, furry monkey, this stainless-steel Pocket Monkey 12-in-1 tool might just be able to help you out with a few of those tasks. This light, credit-card-sized tool features a couple of unique features not found in other multi-tools. Just insert your credit card and make it a phone stand. It has a bottle opener, flat screwdriver, micro screwdriver for use on glasses or kids' toys, a door latch slip, letter opener, hex wrench (works on 5 different sizes), Phillips-head screwdriver, orange peeler, banana nicker (for squishy banana tops), ruler (English and metric), and straight edge!